Ten signs you might be a weightlifter…..
You own 6 tractor tires, but not a farm…or a tractor.
When someone hands you a beer, you ask for the chalk.
Your mother puts in a rock garden and you think playtime.
The UPS man makes you offload your own packages.
You keep a pulling harness in your car just in case it breaks down.
You have an anvil but are not a blacksmith.
You can tear a phonebook faster than you can find a number in it.
A trip to Lowe’s turns into thoughts of what can I bend next?
You actually think protein shakes taste good.
Everyone calls you to help them move.
I know everyone can think of others, so let’s hear them……
Keep up the good work, I like your writing.